Mariah Carey & Jennifer Lopez for Paper magazine

Some people would think Paper magazine were being petty as hell for putting Mariah Carey and Jennifer Lopez on the same cover issue. Ha!
Then to add insult to injury, J.Lo had the better shoot. Both chicks are Vegas show gals right now, but it's still kinda shady. The difference is, Jenny from the block knows how to work the stage with her non-singing ass, while Mariah just looks like a stiff robot. I may have been on hiatus for a few months, but I've seen that much talked about video that went viral. Tutt, tutt. Like honestly, I just didn't think it could get any worse than this:

Sadly, the days when Mariah use to sing notes only detected by dolphins are long gone. That said, she's still vocally talented than most artists half her age, buuuuuttttt.... you simply couldn't pay me to attend this woman's concert even if it was the last show on earth. Sorry Mimi!

In related news, she served up an interesting remix of French Montana's acoustic 'Unforgettable' (featuring Swae Lee). Check it out:

Jennifer Lopez:

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