Off topic...

What would YOU do?!?! 

I know it's a stupid question because I know it's not possible, but really, how do you tell someone their breath smells stomach curdling vile without offending them? You should not be able to smell someone's breath when you are sitting perhaps two or three paces away from them. My colleague yawns quite a lot so it's torture and I don't want to seem like a bitch by requesting being seated elsewhere. Fuck it. I think I'm going to have to bring in my own laptop to work and seat myself somewhere else. I honestly don't know how no one in his family has not told him he has really bad halitosis. Either they're just as nasty as he is or they told him but he just doesn't care to do anything about it. And... uh... now it's back to our regularly scheduled programming.